• The Goblin Count

    Goblins Killed: 3
    Goblins Jailed: 3
    Goblins Needing Medical Help: 3
    Goblins Escaped (boo!): 3
    Citizens saved: 7

Oh, Mon, sorry

A story of two goblins out to rob a convenience store when one of them doesn’t know how to operate a gun. from radio Jamaica,

A would-be robber was shot dead by his crony after the two attempted to rob a grocery store in Stony Hill, St. Andrew Thursday night.

Usually we talk about citizens protecting themselves but this qualifies as dumb, bad and dead.

Cowen Eddie, 48, who is more popularly known as “Chei” of Brooks Level Road in Stony Hill is dead.

He was shot and killed after he and another man, both of whom were armed with guns, went to a shop in Stony Hill about 10:20pm where Eddie ordered cigarettes.

This doesn’t sound bad, but wait for it…

While being served, Eddie reportedly opened fire, hitting the store clerk.

I guess he wanted the other brand of cancer sticks.

His crony then started firing wildly and in the process, shot Eddie who died on the spot.

“Sorry Mon, thats a big hole, let me try to fix that.”

This is why dumb goblins shouldn’t have guns

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