• The Goblin Count

    Goblins Killed: 3
    Goblins Jailed: 3
    Goblins Needing Medical Help: 3
    Goblins Escaped (boo!): 3
    Citizens saved: 7

Two out of four ain’t bad

On 11/17/08 a Monday evening, some goblins walked into Youssouf Drame’s variety store in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn, NY and being stupid goblins they decided to rob the place.

“They stormed in and said, ‘Everyone get down” said Drummond Bignott, 19, an employee. Bignott was then pistol-whipped, sending him sprawling to the floor. A second man demanded that Drame, 35, hand over the store’s cash register, but the shop owner pushed back and grabbed his attacker’s handgun, Bignott said.

“He was fighting with the guys and took the gun away,” Bignott said. “And then everyone started shooting.”

Despite being hit in the stomach, Drame squeezed off several shots, fatally wounding two of the would-be robbers.

Thank you, Mr Drame.

A yet unidentified man was hit several times in the abdomen and died in the store. The second looser Leon Harris, 26, was hit in the torso and staggered outside and collapsed on the sidewalk. He died at a local hospital shortly there after.

Two lookouts managed to escape, oh well, as meatloaf or in this case Ted Nugent would sing “Two out of Four ain’t bad”

Mr. Drame underwent surgery and is currently in critical condition will not face charges. He better not! He is a hero!

I hope this warns all you ill tempered goblins out there, commit a crime, end up dead. It will probably not, but then I would have to close this little blog down.

And I like this.

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Goblin wears mask, threatens clerk, is shot dead

In Jackson, MS a perpetrator walks into the Chuk Stop wearing a clown mask, and robs it. He then threatened the store clerk, who followed 23-year-old Terrence Prior of Jackson from the store, chased him and shot him, police will not charge him with murder, JPD spokesman Lt. Jeffery Scott said.

“In my opinion, what the clerk did was well with the parameters of the Castle Doctrine law,” Scott said Monday, referring to a 2-year-old law that allows Mississippians to not retreat but use deadly force when they believe they are in imminent danger.

That’s good news to all us law abiding citizens.

Scott said Prior did several things that gave the store clerk the right, under the law, to shoot him.
“After the alleged robbery occurred, the suspect pointed the weapon as he was walking out, like he was saying, ‘Don’t follow me, or I’m going to kill you,’ ” Scott said. “He didn’t just take the money and leave. That’s when the clerk felt threatened, and that’s when he retrieved his weapon and started after the suspect.”
Scott said the Castle Doctrine also holds up if a property owner intervenes during a felony. Armed robbery is a felony.
The last thing Prior did was shoot at the clerk as the clerk was chasing him, Scott said.

What did Forest Gump say? “Stupid is as stupid does.”

Charlie Ross, who drafted the Castle Doctrine law when he was a state senator, said he agreed with police not charging the clerk.
“The guy who committed the crime is the guy who came in the store with the gun and the mask,” Ross said.

You guys have a good legislator there. You might want to keep him.
I love the comment in the article from the person who owns the business next door to the chuk stop.

Derek Smith, owner of the Next Level Car Wash, which is located next door to the Chuk Stop, said he can’t understand why so many people are robbing each other.
“It’s sad that the young people around here don’t want to work and they want to take from the people who work hard everyday,” Smith said.

You said it all, Sir.

Dumb crook shoots self in the foot

From Chicago the story of a stupid crook that bungled a robbery.

Would-be robber shoots himself in foot, gets stabbed, then arrested, police say

A robber’s plan to hold up a Southwest Side convenience store Monday afternoon took a different turn: The robber shot himself in the foot, got stabbed by a store employee and ended up in police custody at a city hospital, Chicago police said.

Shot himself in the foot… ROTFLMAO
Its sounds like he got what he deserved.

The botched robbery attempt unfolded about 3 p.m. Monday in the Brighton Mini Mart, 2532 W. 47th St., when two men entered the store and one pointed a handgun at the owners and demanded cash, police said.

As the assailants made their demands, a 24-year-old employee at the store resisted the armed man, who, during the struggle, accidentally shot himself in the foot. The 61-year-old owner of the store then apparently grabbed a knife and stabbed the wounded robber in the back, authorities said.

Stupid goblin thinks that he can just rob someone without getting what for, not in that part of Chicago.

An employee at the store Tuesday declined to comment about the robbery.

He was probably laughing too hard.

The two assailants fled to a getaway car, but the wounded robber was arrested after trying to get treatment for his injuries at Provident Hospital of Cook County, a police spokeswoman said.

He had not been charged as of Tuesday afternoon. No other arrests have had been made.

Darn, well hopefully the goblin will give him up. One idiot goblin off the street is always good news.

Pistol Packing Granny makes Goblin call 911

I found this at The Rott. A Goblin breaks in and thinks a 85 year old woman is easy pickings. Yeah right.

According to police, a 17-year-old suspect was attempting to burglarize Leda Smith overnight.

That’s when Smith grabbed her gun and told the teen that she would shoot him if he moved, police said.

You go, Girl!

“I had the gun on him before he turned around and said, ‘you’ve had it,’ ” Smith told Channel 11-News.

According to police, Smith ordered the boy to dial 911 and then gave him some advice.

“Dial 911 and don’t attempt to throw the phone at me, or do anything bad or I’ll just shoot you,” Smith said.

I cant wait to hear the 911 tape from this.

Op: 911 please state your emergancy

Goblin: I just broke into {address deleted}

Op: are you still there?

Goblin: Yes, The little old lady that lives her has a gun pointed at me.

Op: [snicker] OK, I am Dispatching the police to your address. [snicker]

Goblin: Please hurry them up, I need a change of underwear.

Op: [loud laughter] they will be there soon.

When police arrived, they took the teen into custody.

Charges have been filed against the boy and an alleged accomplice.

Good, there are two less Idiots roaming the streets.

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