• The Goblin Count

    Goblins Killed: 3
    Goblins Jailed: 3
    Goblins Needing Medical Help: 3
    Goblins Escaped (boo!): 3
    Citizens saved: 7

Not so easy pickings

Stop me if you know this joke.

A goblin walks into a convenience store, thinking that he will get some easy money from us law abiding citizens. He pulls a gun, so does the clerk, but the goblin is a lousy shoot, and the clerk isn’t.

Found at MyDesert.com

A man was shot Tuesday morning as he tried to rob a Coachella convenience store, according to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department.

The man entered the Y and M Market in the 1500 block of Second Street about 10:40 a.m. and brandished a handgun.

Gunfire was exchanged between the suspect and a store employee and the suspect was shot, according to the sheriff’s department.

Stupid Goblin, citzens are alowed to be armed. Maybe you will go find a job, after you do time for this.

The suspect fled the scene in a vehicle with a woman. They did not get away with any money.

No one in the store was injured.

I am so glad that the clerk did not get hurt. I’m sure that the Goblin will show up soon at a hospital because he is perforated and then he will be arrested.

The Management,
Remember, when seconds count, the police are minutes away.

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