• The Goblin Count

    Goblins Killed: 3
    Goblins Jailed: 3
    Goblins Needing Medical Help: 3
    Goblins Escaped (boo!): 3
    Citizens saved: 7

Two out of four ain’t bad

On 11/17/08 a Monday evening, some goblins walked into Youssouf Drame’s variety store in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn, NY and being stupid goblins they decided to rob the place.

“They stormed in and said, ‘Everyone get down” said Drummond Bignott, 19, an employee. Bignott was then pistol-whipped, sending him sprawling to the floor. A second man demanded that Drame, 35, hand over the store’s cash register, but the shop owner pushed back and grabbed his attacker’s handgun, Bignott said.

“He was fighting with the guys and took the gun away,” Bignott said. “And then everyone started shooting.”

Despite being hit in the stomach, Drame squeezed off several shots, fatally wounding two of the would-be robbers.

Thank you, Mr Drame.

A yet unidentified man was hit several times in the abdomen and died in the store. The second looser Leon Harris, 26, was hit in the torso and staggered outside and collapsed on the sidewalk. He died at a local hospital shortly there after.

Two lookouts managed to escape, oh well, as meatloaf or in this case Ted Nugent would sing “Two out of Four ain’t bad”

Mr. Drame underwent surgery and is currently in critical condition will not face charges. He better not! He is a hero!

I hope this warns all you ill tempered goblins out there, commit a crime, end up dead. It will probably not, but then I would have to close this little blog down.

And I like this.

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Not so easy pickings

Stop me if you know this joke.

A goblin walks into a convenience store, thinking that he will get some easy money from us law abiding citizens. He pulls a gun, so does the clerk, but the goblin is a lousy shoot, and the clerk isn’t.

Found at MyDesert.com

A man was shot Tuesday morning as he tried to rob a Coachella convenience store, according to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department.

The man entered the Y and M Market in the 1500 block of Second Street about 10:40 a.m. and brandished a handgun.

Gunfire was exchanged between the suspect and a store employee and the suspect was shot, according to the sheriff’s department.

Stupid Goblin, citzens are alowed to be armed. Maybe you will go find a job, after you do time for this.

The suspect fled the scene in a vehicle with a woman. They did not get away with any money.

No one in the store was injured.

I am so glad that the clerk did not get hurt. I’m sure that the Goblin will show up soon at a hospital because he is perforated and then he will be arrested.

The Management,
Remember, when seconds count, the police are minutes away.