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    Goblins Killed: 3
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Gainesville robber gains some lead

On Saturday November the 8th a wanna-be robber walked into a convenience store and demanded money. This is a stupid idea to start with but this goblin had the misfortune to try to rob a store that had been robbed the day before.

Well, we never have said goblins are smart. I hope this ends bad for the goblin.

The dumb goblin walked up to the clerk, who was apparently talking on the phone.

That’s when the idiot demanded cash.

The clerk asked him to repeat what he had said. He again demanded cash and this time fired a round from his gun inside the store.

That must have gotten the clerks undivided attention, poor goblin. Snirk..

The clerk pulled a gun from under the counter and shot him in the chest. Yes, way to go clerk.

The Gainesville Police Department spent much of Sunday afternoon searching for the would-be robber.

I would try any area ER or the Morgue. ROTF LMAO

The man was described as white, in his early to mid 20’s with short hair that may have been blonde.

With a big hole in his chest.

That is all


Not so easy pickings

Stop me if you know this joke.

A goblin walks into a convenience store, thinking that he will get some easy money from us law abiding citizens. He pulls a gun, so does the clerk, but the goblin is a lousy shoot, and the clerk isn’t.

Found at MyDesert.com

A man was shot Tuesday morning as he tried to rob a Coachella convenience store, according to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department.

The man entered the Y and M Market in the 1500 block of Second Street about 10:40 a.m. and brandished a handgun.

Gunfire was exchanged between the suspect and a store employee and the suspect was shot, according to the sheriff’s department.

Stupid Goblin, citzens are alowed to be armed. Maybe you will go find a job, after you do time for this.

The suspect fled the scene in a vehicle with a woman. They did not get away with any money.

No one in the store was injured.

I am so glad that the clerk did not get hurt. I’m sure that the Goblin will show up soon at a hospital because he is perforated and then he will be arrested.

The Management,
Remember, when seconds count, the police are minutes away.